How to keep sex toys away from children

To save you an embarrassment we are giving you few tips about where you can hide your sex toys.

Modern Art Piece 

If you are a fan of art work then it must be easy for you to hide the things. See the example below.

Tampons' box

If it's a small vibrator and you need to hide it from a male partner or roommate, put it inside your Tampax box. If it's a mini vibrator for your clit, you can even insert it inside an empty applicator's wrap and back in the box, confused among the other items.

Lamp vase

If you have a bed side lamp, you can put the dildo inside its vase. Make sure you're the one replacing burned-out light bulbs!

Poster tube

If you own a poster or mailing tube, stick it in there, making sure to wrap the poster around it and to push a bit of paper down to hold it on the tube side which doesn't open.

Stuffed animal toy

Do you have a stuffed animal? Check if it got a zipper or an aperture for pulling the stuffing out and wash the outside part; if it does, stick your dildo inside the toy. Oh, Poor Pooh!!

Fitness bottle

Do you go to the gym or jogging? Get yourself a fitness bottle and hide your dildo in there.

Jacket' sleeve

If you've got one of those dildos equipped with "testicles", tie a loose knot around the nuts with a string of fishing line and tie the other extremity to a safety pin; secure the latter to the inner part of a jacket near the opening of the sleeve and have the dildo hanging inside the jacket' sleeve.

Pillow with secret pocket

Many women hide their vibrator inside their pillow. In line of principle, it's a good hiding place, if you live alone and you do your own bed and laundry. But then it would be probably enough to keep it in one of your wardrobe shelves. Instead, if you have decorative pillows on your bed, buy one with the secret pocket (you can find them easily online) and hide your sex toy inside it. If you don't use a monster dildo, it will stay in there comfortably and even by touching the pillow one won't feel it.

Three final considerations:

• if it's a toy with batteries, always take the batteries out when you want to hide it: if your Tampax box will start vibrating it will certainly arouse suspicion;
• always keep your sex toys clean: wash them with soaped water (if possible) or rubbing alcohol (make sure it is completely evaporated before use) both before and after use;
• beware! No matter where you hide your dildo, your pussy will find it.

Oh if you are a dog owner you can hide your dildo like this...

Did you see it.